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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:23

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How are retailers finding success in offering "pre-tariff" sales promotions?
So they tried
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thousands of galaxies revealed in a single Webb image - Earth.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
DePaul soccer player Chase Stegall dies in residence hall - Chicago Sun-Times
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is there a housing crisis in Europe?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good